Normally, she's just fat and adorable and grabby at everyone's ID badges because she likes playing with them. But when I'm back on the unit, she's loud as hell, hyper as fuck and keeps rolling around in her bed like it's got piles of money in it. I usually don't mind, but she keeps pulling on her fucking tubes and I just know she's going to get shit and piss everywhere on the bed and for the first time since I've started taking care of her, I want to pull my hair out.
I almost do...until I realize that my hair is still unbearably short and curse my need to donated to Locks for Love.


