I mean, why on earth are you trying to butt your way into my life and my business? Don't you have a life of your own filled with shit that you can work with? Oh, 'no?' Well, then...
When I recently confronted this thought that swirled in my head, I came to the realization that I shouldn't be annoyed with nosy people. I should just feel bad for them. Not just because they don't have anything going on in their lives that they have to pry and dig for something (hell, anything) interesting in other people's lives like extremely-less-hot desperate housewives scavenging for something to talk about, but because they're literally on the outside looking in...with metaphorical binoculars like creepers.
They're out of the loop, out of the circle, at the bottom of the fuckin treehouse with the rope ladder pulled up and a "No outsiders allowed" sign posted at the entrance.
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| That's one badass fucking treehouse...
And, when you really think about it, you gotta feel even just a bit sorry for those kind of people.
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