Day 317 "Don't judge me"

My coworker is eating a hotdog... covered with a bed of fried rice.

"uhhuhusfmmppj," She says (translated without the food in her mouth: "Don't judge me") when she catches me staring in horror at the sacriligeous use of all that oily goodness. When my horrified face remains steady, she insists, "It's even better on pizza."

I might've gagged a little, no lie.